Screw The Nether

(início)

Intro: Bm Em
                   Bm
It’s deep underground
Past the bedrock
                - D -
But don’t dig straight down
       - A -
You’ll regret that
             Em
But now you feel brave, equipped with your spade
To roam in these caves
                Bm
Not looking for gold
This stuff’s purple
           - D -
Or so I’ve been told
      - A -
By some people
              Em
I’ll find a few bricks
When the two of these mix
With a couple of clicks
- no chord -
I’ll be swinging my pick
Bm            - D -
This is all the prep that I go through
- A -
Even if my tools are just make do
             Em
Moving to the Nether
          - D -
I’m moving to the Nether
          - A -
I’m moving tooooooo the Nether.
Bm           - D -
Ten blocks is the magical total
- A -
Cause that’s enough to build up my portal
             Em
Moving to the Nether
          - D -
I’m moving to the Nether
          - A -
I’m moving tooooooo the Nether.
            Bm
Welcome to hell
Weather’s great here
                - D -
So pull up a chair
       - A -
Have a cold beer
             Em
You can live by the sea, so happy you’ll be
With your cobblestone tree
                Bm
Oh! The neighbours aren’t bright
They’re delicious
           - D -
We eat bacon all night
      - A -
It’s nutricious
              Em
Hear all of them squeal
From the damage I deal
There’s plenty to steal
Bm
Hack and slash, golden nuggets? I’m rich!
Chorus:
Bm             - D -
Who care’s if we’re giving up sunlight?
- A -
Glowstone’s all we need to keep things bright
             Em
Down here in the Nether
          - D -
We love it in the Nether
          - A -
You’ll love it iiiiiiiiin the Nether
Bm           - D -
Don’t expect to see any creepers
- A -
That’s one of my favourite features
              Em
Down here in the Nether
          - D -
We love it in the Nether
          - A -
You’ll love it iiiiiiiiin the Nether
Bm        - D -                 - A -
  You gotta learn, you have to fight
              Em
There’s mobs but it’s not night
Bm                     - D -
  A wooden sword won’t do it
                       - A -
They’re gonna blast right through it
                    Em
You got a potion use it
Bm                - D -
  So watch your back
                   - A -
I won't warn you twice
             Em
Fight that Ghast, Ooh! Make you cry
Bm                    - D -
  They shoot the ground around you
                       - A -
Making holes to fall through
                    Em
You know you’re probably going to
And there you go- In the lava again!
Chorus:
Bm             - D -
Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through
- A -
Won’t believe a word when I tell you
             Em
Know what, screw the Nether
          - D -
You know what? Screw the Nether
          - A -
You know what, screeeeew the Nether.
Bm           - D -
Can’t believe I lost my new gear too
- A -
Think I’d better come and rejoin you
             Em
Know what, screw the Nether
          - D -
You know what? Screw the Nether
          - A -
You know what, screeeeew the Nether.
(Repeating Bm D A Em for Lewis’ speaking part)
That's it, I'm sick of this place,
It sucks,
It's too hot,
It never rains,
I'm sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty,
and filthy,
and on fire.
I'm absolutely sick of this place,
Ahrm, I miss nature,
All the pigs, and the cows, and all that... sheep 'n stuff,
I didn't think I'd miss it, but I do!
Oh my god!
How sad...
I wish...
I wish I could just return to the normal world again.