Russian Government Process

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When you receive new official correspondence
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It must be handled with precision and finesse
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It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple, just relax
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When you follow Russian Government Process

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Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it
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Stamp it, sign it, seal it, file it
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Batch it, mark it, bulk compile it
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Russian Government Process!

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New design on flag? (Here!)
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Ban on plastic bag? (Here!)
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Equal rights for gays? (Here!)
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Asking for a raise? (Here!)
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Clip it, tape it, bottleneck it
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Sort it, tag it, double check it
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Russian Government Process
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No, no, no, too fast! Where do I put this? Application for....

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Take your information to the corresponding station
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In a classified location no-one can access
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Stamp it (stamp it!), lick it (lick it!)
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Toss it (toss it!), flick it (flick it!)
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Russian Government Process!

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You see? Not so hard. Just let go, relax and system will guide you. All you have to do is...
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L-l-l-lunch time!
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New boy! You take lunch order now.
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What?

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I'll have fish ragu
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I want Moscow stew
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Stroganoff for me, make it gluten free
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Apple pie! Caviar! Gingerbread! Beef tartare!
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Lunchtime Ordering Process! (Too fast!)

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Easy on the salt
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Double on the spice
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Hand filet my chicken
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Double cook it twice
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Grill it, spice it, super size it
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Flame it, boil it, circumsize it
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Special Russian Omelette!

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You got it?
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No!
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Good. Back to work!
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What?
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Good bye.
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Hello?

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Stamp it, lick it
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Toss it, flick it
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Russian Government Process (Good luck!)

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