Tmz

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You're sort of famous, a minor celebrity
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And so it only makes sense the world would be
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Obsessed with every single thing you do
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They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night
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They're lurking patiently and hoping that they just might
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See something real embarrassing you do
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The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
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That's the story that they're gonna feature
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With exclusive pics of your flabby behind
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You think you're all alone, but that's right when you'll find
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A bunch of paparazzi popping out of nowhere
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Cameras in your face, and then suddenly
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You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ
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Following you when you're walking down the street
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And asking stupid questions while you're trying to eat
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So you cover your face, thinking to yourself
Hey, isn't this creepy?
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And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
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And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town
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They'll be there with you when you're going to jail
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First on the scene for every wardrobe fail
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You just picked up some transvestite
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Seconds later, it's up on the website
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Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce
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And they'll be sneaking in, snapping pictures, of course
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And if they ever catch you picking your nose
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Or stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree
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You're on TMZ
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Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
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Trailing you through airport security
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They're with TMZ, they're with TMZ
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We caught this Oscar nominee picking up dog poop!
Is that a baby bump?
I pronounce you guilty of leaving the house while fat!
Look who's drinking coffee!
Everything celebrities do is fascinating!
Oh, let me tell you
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It's getting to the point where a famous person can't
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Even get a DUI or go on a racist rant
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Those guys are all around, so you really shouldn't dare
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Go to every club in town if you've lost your underwear
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Seems that every single time a star decides to
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Shave their head or ram their car into a tree
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They're on TMZ
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If they catch you peeing in the bushes
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Later on that night, well, I guarantee
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You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ
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You're on TMZ
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Every single celebrity knows they're gonna be
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There on TMZ