The Night Santa Went Crazy
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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Intro
| D | G D | G | D | x4 (Little melody played along with intro and verses)
Verse 1
D G D Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys G D A D For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys D A G D When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death G D A D He had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
Verse 2
D G D From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo G D G D Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Yuletide Rambo D A G D And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, G D A D "Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die!"
Chorus
G D G D The night Santa went crazy G D A D The night Saint Nick went insane G D G D Realized he'd been getting a raw deal G D A D Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Verse 3
D G D Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it G D G D Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet D A G D And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage G D A D And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
Bridge
G D G D He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger C G A D And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Kreuger G D G D And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen C G A D And he took a big bite, and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
Chorus
G D G D The night Santa went crazy G D A D The night Kris Kringle went nuts G D G D You can't hardly walk a - round the North Pole G D A D Without steppin' in reindeer guts
Bridge
C Bm D A There's the National Guard and the FBI C G There's a van from the Eyewitness News D A And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky Bm G And the bullets are flyin, the body count's risin' E A D And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
Interlude
G D My, my, my, my, my, my G D You used to be such a jolly guy
Verse 4
D G D Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead G D G D Some guy from the swat team blew a hole through his head D A G D Yes, little friend now, that's his brains on the floor, G D A D I guess they won't have the fat guy kicking around anymore
Bridge
G D G But now there's no more presents for children's enjoyment Bm A G And the Elves have to wait in the line and file for unemployment D G D And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night G A With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights G They talk about...
Chorus
G D G D The night Santa went crazy G D A D The night Saint Nicholas flipped G D G D Broke his back for some milk and cookies G D A D Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin jipped
Chorus
G D G D The night Santa went crazy G D A D The night Saint Nick went insane G D G D Realized he'd been getting a raw deal G D A D Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Outro
C G A D Something finally must have snapped in his brain D I tell ya C G A Something finally must have snapped...in his brain
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