Foil

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I never seem to finish all my food
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I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
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So I just keep what's still unchewed
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And I take it home, save it for later
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But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
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I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
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I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
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I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
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With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
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That kind of wrap is just the best
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To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
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Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
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But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
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  A refreshing herbal tea
Mmm, lovely!
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Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
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I've figured out these shadow organizations
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And the Illuminati know
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That they're finally primed for world domination
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And soon you've got black helicopters come across the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
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Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
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And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
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Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
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From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
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In case an alien's inclined
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To probe your butt or read your mind
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Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
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But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
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  There's a big conspiracy