Wheres My Sex

Guitar2
Mom made my sex she knitted it with her hands

Bridge:

Guitar2:
But now I’m like a prehistoric screwball Walking ‘round with no sex at all, I said

Chorus PT1:
Guitar1:

Guitar2:
Where’s my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench But it isn’t there

Chorus PT2:
Both Guitars
I can’t go out without my sex      It’s cold outside if my toes get wet
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Both guitars
And people will think that I’m an alien Just cruising in to make a friend

Backing to verse Play:

Verse
Bridge
ChorusPt1
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Interlude:
Both Guitars
People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rawking
Could you lend me a dime . . . pretty please?
Brother, sister got time? I got no--
Sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor, I said

ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
End With:

Information of music:
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ChorusPT2
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Bridge
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
Interlude
ChorusPT1
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