Too Dumb For New York

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        When i first saw New York city
        I was green down to the core
        You could see my red neck glowing
        For a mile or maybe more
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        Between the hustlers and the hookers
        I must have made their day
        Cause they peeled me like an apple,Lawd
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        And sent me on my way
Bridge 1:
        When you're pushed and shoved and almost mugged
        It ain't no place to be
        So i came to one conclusion
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        New York ain't for me
Chorus:
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        From sea to shining sea
        And coast to coast
        Somewhere in the middle
        Is the land i love the most
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        I ain't California pretty
        I can't survive the Great White Way
        I'm too dumb for New York city
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        And too ugly for L.A.
Verse 2:
        I made my way to Tinseltown
        To Hollywood and Vine
        Out among those pretty faces
        I'd surely find a place for mine
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        The way i walk-the way i talk
        They'll hang on every word
        But don't call me,i'll call you
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        Was all i ever heard
Bridge 2:
        In L.A. what they're thinking
        Ain't what they talk about
        At least in New York city
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        There's never any doubt
Chorus.
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        I'm too dumb for New York city
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        And too ugly for L.A.