Ranch Dressing

Dm7

    Dm7             A7                 Bb7        A7
I'd hate to sound rude; I'd hate to be negative
     Dm7              A7            Bb7        A7
This ain't the kinda song I like to write
    Dm7           A7             Bb7        A7
But at this point it's getting repeatitve
    Dm7                A7                  Bb7        A7
The little things you do that just ain't so bright
               Dm7          A7                Bb7        A7
Like you think everything I do is because of astrology
      Dm7           A7                             Bb7        A7
I can brush my teeth you'd be like "you're such an aries"
    Dm7             A7                      Bb7        A7
You got that pretty face and that beautiful body
    Dm7             A7                 Bb7       A7
But ain't no way in hell we're getting married

   A7
Cause girl you're like
 Bb
Ranch dressing
                      Fmaj7
I just want you on the side
                Bb
Your body is fantastic
                                  Fmaj7       F7
But I can't say the same for your mind       No...
         Bb
Girl you cool
 F/A    F7/A
Enough
              Dm9         G13       G7#5
But this will never be no real real love
            Bb6                          Bm11                         C
I want your thick and creamy body on the platter at the party just to nibble on
 C
Just like ranch dressing

Dm7  A7  Bb7  A7 (x2)
    Dm7                A7                      Bb7           A7
You told me what your name on Twitter was so I followed you
    Dm7   A7             Bb7        A7
Yesterday you tweeted "LOL"
         Dm7        A7                 Bb7         A7
What the fuck is so funny and who you talking too?
    Dm7               A7                    Bb7        A7
You don't know how to use the internet very well

   A7
Girl you're like
 Bb
Ranch dressing
                      Fmaj7
I just want you on the side
                Bb
Your body is fantastic
                                  Fmaj7       F7
But I can't say the same for your mind       No...
         Bb
Girl you cool
 F/A    F7/A
Enough
              Dm9         G13       G7#5
But this will never be no real real love
            Bb6                          Bm11                         C
I want your thick and creamy body on the platter at the party just to nibble on
 C
Just like ranch dressing

Dm7  A7  Bb7  A7 (x2)
  Dm7                A7                 Bb7        A7
I took you on a nice date cause it was Valentine's
    Dm7          A7                Bb7        A7
To Beverly Hills at a very boujee spot
    Dm7            A7                           Bb7          A7
The waiter did that thing where he had you test out the wine
    Dm7                A7                        Bb7         A7
You slammed it and said "What other free samples y'all got?"
    Dm7             A7                 Bb7        A7
Later on that night things got hot and heavy
    Dm7             A7           Bb7        A7
I said "Hey girl, are you on the pill?"
    Dm7                A7              Bb7        A7
The bitch thought I was talking about MDMA
          Dm7                A7            Bb7         A7
She said "I ain't take none but if you got some I will"

   A7
Girl you're like
 Bb
Ranch dressing
                                 Fmaj7
You're not often served at nice restaurant
                Bb
Your body is fantastic
                                                   Fmaj7       F7
But you talk like that South Carolina Mrs. America contestant
         Bb
Girl you cool
 F/A    F7/A
Enough
              Dm9         G13       G7#5
But this will never be no real real love
            Bb6                          Bm11
Cause you only good for dipping you in the valley and hidden
   Bb6                            Bm11
I really like your texture you're always a little bit extra
  Bb6                       Bm11                         C
I only wanna eat you when I'm drunk ordering pizza after last call
                Dm
Just like ranch dressing

Dm7 A7 Bb7
E|----5----|----5----|----6----|
B|----6----|----5----|----6----|
G|----5----|----6----|----7----|
D|----7----|----5----|----6----|
A|----5----|----7----|----8----|
E|----x----|----5----|----6----|

Bb Fmaj7 F7 F/A
E|----6----|----8----|----8----|----x----|
B|----6----|----10---|----10---|----6----|
G|----7----|----9----|----8----|----5----|
D|----8----|----10---|----10---|----3----|
A|----8----|----8----|----8----|----x----|
E|----6----|----x----|----x----|----5----|

F7/A Dm9 G13 G7#5
E|----x----|----x----|----x----|----x----|
B|----4----|----5----|----5----|----4----|
G|----5----|----5----|----4----|----4----|
D|----3----|----3----|----3----|----3----|
A|----x----|----5----|----x----|----x----|
E|----5----|----x----|----3----|----3----|

Bb6 Bm11 C
E|----6----|----x----|----8----|
B|----6----|----5----|----8----|
G|----x----|----7----|----9----|
D|----0----|----7----|----10---|
A|----5----|----x----|----10---|
E|----6----|----7----|----8----|

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