All Women Are Crazy

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All women are crazy
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All men are dumb
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‘Cos though we know they're crazy
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We still want some
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It's nothin’ new
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And it's sad but true
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That we just can't quit 'em
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And we can't live with 'em
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What's a man to do?
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Back in the Bible
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There was a tree
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Lord said to Adam, "Don't you eat that fruit"
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He said, "Fine by me"
But then along came Eve
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Lookin’ to do wrong
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And on account of her curves
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And his lack of nerves
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Adam went along
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‘Cos all women are crazy
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All men are dumb
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‘Cos though we know they're crazy
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We still want some
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It's nothin’ new
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And it's sad but true
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That we just can't quit 'em
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And we can't live with 'em
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What's a man to do?
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Take my old lady
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I bought her a gown
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We were fixin’ to go out mixin’
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Out on the town
She said, "Do I look fat?"
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I said, "Heck no! Just a little round"
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And since that day, I've walked this way
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It hurts to sit down
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‘Cos all women are crazy
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All men are dumb
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‘Cos though we know they're crazy
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We still want some
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It's nothin’ new
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And it's sad but true
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That we just can't quit 'em
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And we can't live with 'em
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What's a man to do?
*speaking part*
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Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life
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About once a month, to be exact
When they get kinda ornery
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Oh, they start kickin’ and fussin’ and fightin’ and
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We don't know what's wrong with them
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But in a week or so, they generally come around
And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say
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"I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSin’"
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Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do
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It's not an easy thing to go through
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But since we already know the outcome
I'd like to propose a little experiment
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Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy
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Oh say, about a month from now
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I want you to just look her right in the eye and ask her
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"Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSin’?"
(pause)
Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills
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*singing again*
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When I met my lady
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And asked for her hand
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She was the calmest and the sweetest girl
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In all the land
But then the ring went on
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And she went all wrong
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Like a midnight thriller, she went BrideZilla
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She spat pea soup and become a killer
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She ate three kids
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And my auntie's wig
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And the pastor's dog
*pause*
Why?!
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‘Cos all women are crazy
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All men are dumb
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‘Cos though we know they're crazy
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We still want some
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It's nothin’ new
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And it's sad but true
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That we just can't quit 'em
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And we can't live with 'em
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You just can't shoot 'em
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Or you'll end in prison
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And the biker from Hell, in your prison cell
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Might take a shine to you