My First Xmas As A Woman

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   With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
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   and follow my dreams and deface
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   A life of delusion and gender confusion
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   No longer will be the case

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   I never wanted army men or basketballs,
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   I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
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   And dressing up in mother's clothing
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   My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
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   It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
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   Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

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   Now it feels like the very first time
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   'cause it's going to be the very first time
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   that Christmas feels right to me
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   And I know that I'm looking good
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   Just like a real girl should
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   It's my first Christmas as a woman

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   A doctor reconstructed my genitals
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   And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
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   for a guy who could love a girl like me

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   I took the hormones and I got my breasts
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   This season's gonna be the best to me
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   I won't have to tuck it behind me
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   Since I got my brand new vagina
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   It's my first Christmas as a woman

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   Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
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   My penis, chop it off
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   It's no use to me
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   Cut it off! Chop it off! Chop it off!
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   My penis, cut it off so I can finally be, a
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   Woooooooo ooohhhh!

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   Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
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   to be a post operation transsexual
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   now I am a pretty lady

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   Now it feels like the very first time
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   'cause it's going to be the very first time
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   that Christmas feels right to me
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   'Cause I know that I'm looking good
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   Just like a real girl should
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   It's my first Christmas as a woman

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