New Bond Theme

(início)

                Cm         D#m
Yon:            Die almost never,
                F         A#
                Nearly forever.
                   Ab      A#                   Cm      D#5
                Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
                D#5      (stop)              Ab    G
Scod:           Is there anything that I can do?
                                    Cm
                I got to go and see Q.
                     F                               Ab
                On a deadly mission since the day we met,
                    A#        D#5
                The threat is you.
                Ab
                You took my love for granted,
                    A#                             D#5    Cm
                Now there's a bomb implanted in my heart.
                           Ab       A#
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
                           Cm
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...  Whoh oh oh oh
                Cm         D#m
                Die almost never,
                F         A#
                Nearly forever.
                   Ab      A#                   Cm     D#5
                Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
Play (Ab G C5 G) over and over whilst talking bits:
Gatesy:  (M) James, you're an outdated dinosaur of a sexist era.
Yon:  (Bond) Yes, but the hair on my chest is alarmingly enticing.
Gatesy:  (Moneypenny) Oh, James!
Yon:  (Bond) Miss Moneypenny. You're as attractive as you are... fourty.
Gatesy:  (M) 007, listen carefully. Blah blah blah blah bomb, blah nuclear warhead,
Yon:  (Bond) Yes...
Gatesy:  (M) Blah blah blah bikinis, blah blah blah jet pack.
Yon:  (Bond) Right, so kill all the baddies then.
Gatesy:  (M) One more thing 007, Q has developed a new voice transmogrifier that
             will disguise your voice to sound exactly like Elvis Costello.
Yon:  (Bond) Why Elvis Costello?
Gatesy:  (M) 'Cause Scod really, really, really wanted to.
Yon:  (Bond) So, who's my target?
Gatesy:  (M) Let me use the transmogrifier and tell you. This is my voice now...
                        D#5                   Ab     G
Scod:  (Elvis Costello) A disgruntled ex-president,
                                Cm
                Is becoming incensed.
        `                 F                         Ab
                About the focus shifting off of his cock,
                     A#     D#5
                Onto world events.
                Ab
Tripod:         He's causing all this trouble,
                        A#                       D#5    Cm
                From an underwater bubble in the sea.
                Cm         Ab        A#
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
                A#         Cm           D#5
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
(spoken part)(Ab G C5 G)
Gatesy:  (Clinton) It's time to release the ultimate weapon,
   I will release Faith Hill's next eighty albums into the water supply.
   Before you know it, the world will be wearing gold lame mini-dresses,
   And look like some shaved rats in stilettos.
   Once the world has become skankadelic,
   No-one will care about foreign countries any more.
   They'll all be looking at my jiz again,
   I miss that.
Yon:  (Bond) You're going to have to find someone else to look at your jiz again.
Gatesy:  (Clinton) I thought you were Elvis Costello!
Yon:  (Bond) I suddenly remembered my charlemagne
Gatesy:  (Clinton) What?
Yon:  (Bond) When you have a cigar up an intern, that represented all the skankiest
        moments in human history. Question: Would you ever smoke that cigar?
Gatesy:  (Clinton) No.
Yon:  (Bond) Well, now I'm going to smoke you...
   (Sounds of a gunfight)
Scod:  Two, three, four!
                Cm         D#5
Tripod:         Die almost never,
                F         A#
                Nearly forever.
                   Ab      A#                     Cm    D#5
                Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
                           Ab       A#
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
                A#         Cm
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
                Cm         Ab       A#
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
                A#         Cm
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh_________