Kevin Bacon

(início)

Gatesy: Okay, there was Footloose, Pauline Hanson in gaol, alpacas, pickles,
        T-shirts with stupid phrases on them...
Scod:   Specifically, \"Kiss Me Then Pork Me\".
Gatesy: Yeah, that's the one. And it's sort of a Beach Boys thing... more
        from the \"pet sounds\" era...
Yon:    Less than the \"surf's up\"... well, I dunno, \"surf's up\" is later...
        let's not get bogged down in Beach Boys history.
Gatesy: And there's a little bit of Beastie Boys in there too.
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Tripod: If it is true that there's just six degrees of near,
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        Why am I so lonely?
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        I drift from town to town nomadically.
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Gatesy: Nobody wants me, 'cause fame is so fickle,
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        If this town's a burger,
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Tripod: Then I am the pickle.
Scod:   It's about Kevin Bacon, by the way.
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Yon:    'Cause I get thrown out of the town,
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Yon:    Like the burger, you know, sliding down the... I'll leave that.
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Tripod: Such a shame that I got arrested,
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Gatesy: For wearing an obscene T-shirt.
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        All it said was, \"Kiss Me Then Pork Me\",
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        It's just 'cause my name is...
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Tripod: ... Kevin Baco___n,
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        Kevin Baco____n.
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        It's a joke I'm maki_______n'...
Gatesy: Bacon - pork... get it?
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Tripod: But they didn't get it and I'm sittin' here in gaol,
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        Doin' the hand-spider movement.
Yon:    People who weren't at this gig will never get this joke... get over it.
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Tripod: I had to bunk up with a former politician,
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Gatesy: I use that term rather liberally.
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        Then Pauline busted some rhymes for me.
Gatesy: (Rapping) You feelin' like you failed,
        Now ya sittin' in gaol,
        The only thing you have for a toilet is a pail.
        But Kevin, stop dancin'
        And listen to me, I'm Pauline Hanson,
        I'll get ya out of here, gotta listen to my plan, son.
Yon:    (Normally) Okay, so now she starts talking. Okay, so what there is is, right...
Gatesy: Why have you stopped bustin' out the rhymes, man?
Yon:    'Cause there's a lot of information in this next bit and I think it'll be a
        bit clearer if I...
Gatesy: Okay, before you tell me that, can I just do another chorus?
Yon:    Yeah.
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Tripod: Kevin Bacon,
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        Kevin Bacon.
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        It's a joke I'm makin'...
Gatesy: Get it?
Yon:    No, no, I don't get it. Are you making fun of me?
Gatesy: No, no, I'm not making fun of you, Pauline.
Yon:    'Cause... 'cause I know what xenophobia is - it's making fun of the Chinese.
Gatesy: No!
        Pauline... Pauline, tell me about that plan.
Yon:    Oh, yeah...
Gatesy: About escaping, yeah?
Yon:    Yeah. Okay, so there's an alpaca, right? You know, you probably see him
        around - the gaol alpaca.
Gatesy: Oh, the gaol alpaca!
Yon:    And I reckon if you can get him up to about 70 miles per hour, I reckon
        you can clear that fence.
        You know, Steve McQueen-like.
Gatesy: Cool. Fantastic.
Yon:    That's basically it.
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Tripod: So I jumped on the thing that looked just like a camel,
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        Mixed with a deer or a pony.
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        I rode off into the sunset with my alpaca,
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        I was no longer alone-y.
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        Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oooh...
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        Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oooh...
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        It's such a shame that I got arrested,
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        For wearing an obscene T-shirt.
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        All it said was, \"Kiss Me Then Pork Me\",
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Gatesy: It's just 'cause my name is...
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Tripod:  ... Kevin Bacon,
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        I'm not fakin',
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Gatesy: I'm making a statemen',
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        I'm Kevin Bacon!