DVD Love Song

(início)

Adam:   Are Tripod ready, want to do their song-in-an-hour challenge this morning?
Scod:   Nah!
Gatesy: Sooo not ready!
Adam:   Well, we'll pad for you for about another twenty seconds but that's probably
        not much help because you can't really play in the background. What have we
        set them this morning?
Yon:    Do you want to hear us rehearsing again, do you?
Adam:   What have we set them, Wil?
Wil:    Well, basically we asked for a love song - two people in a bit of a love song, with a third     person interrupting said love song.
Adam:   Okay...
Wil:    But we didn't put any more boundaries on it than that. Whatever you want to take that with.
Adam:   Two people trying to crack onto each other while someone else just gets in the way.
        And then at the last second, (well, a little bit a while ago), we threw in a bit of
        a curve ball, and that was?
Wil:    That there should be a DVD feature in the song. You know, it could be a voiceover,
        it could be a little documentary, but a DVD feature of some kind.
Adam:   Added extras. Take it away, Tripod - the DVD version of the love song!
        A         E                     Dsus2
Gatesy: Six years we've been together now,
       A           E                    Dsus2
Yon:    Just three larrikins, knocking about.
       F#m                       E
Scod:   Remember when we broke into the police station,
            A                      D
        And tried to steal all the cops?
                   F#m
G & S:  That was a bad idea,
                      E
        But we were naive.
                                                A
Yon:    Come on, it wasn't that bad an idea! I reckon it would have worked
                E                               A
        if we'd all worn the cat suits and done cartwheels to avoid the lasers.
Gatesy: Yeah, thanks.
       A                E                 Dsus2
G & S:  I thought those times would never change,
       A                       E                           Dsus2
Yon:    I thought that we'd be shooting fruit launchers forever.
      F#m                   E                    A                  D
G & S:  But now we've grown older and we're more comfortable in our skin,
Yon:    Urgh!
      F#m            E                       A               D
G & S:  All kinds of grown-up feelings start slowly creeping in.
Yon:    You know, I've got hair on my shoulders now. Do you guys have that?
Gatesy: Thanks. Shut up!
Scod:   Yon!
              D
Gatesy: Every day...
                          C                      A
Scod:   Every day without you seems a little bit colder,
              D
        Every day...
                               C                    A
Gatesy: But when I think about you I'm a little bit bolder.
      F#m         D*               E (let ring)  (*could be a Bm, not sure)
G & S:  Maybe the time has come to run away...
Yon:    Where are we going?
      A         E                D
Scod:   I can't stop thinking of you,
Yon:    Thanks!
Scod:   Not you!
      A                 E                               D
Gatesy: There ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.
Yon:   \"Ain't no nothing we can't\"... that's a quadruple negative, well done!
      F#m                      E
G & S:  So late at night, when heaven explodes,
               A               D
        And volcanoes start to burn.
Yon:    Meatloaf
      F#m             E
G & S:  I realise the naked truth,
                      A              D
        That it's for you for whom I yearn.
           F#m                 E        (Stop)
Scod:   Oh Gatesy, will you be mine?
                      A    Asus4
Gatesy: Scoddy, yes I will!
        A  Asus4  D  Dsus4 (played during spoken \"DVD Extra - Directors Comments\")
Yon:    Ah, you're listening to Simon Hall, the director of this piece.
Gatesy: This is Gatesy, I performed in it.
Yon:    This is the scene where, ah, Gatesy lowers himself down, upside-down
        in the rain...
Gatesy: It was raining at the time, wasn't it?
Yon:    It was raining, and kisses Scod. And it was very difficult because he
        had to pull his mask off...
Gatesy: Ohhh!
Yon:    And once the mask came off...
Gatesy: Full of water!
Yon:    (Makes nasal noses) That's the rain, it went up his nose!
Gatesy: And Scod's glasses were fogging up...
Yon:    Yeah, I remember we had to do fifty takes or so of that...
Gatesy: But it was funny - we laughed.
Yon:    The bit you're watching now is, ah, is Scod standing on top of the
        Eiffel Tower in a bikini, but we felt that this didn't further the
        story so it was removed from the final cut.
Gatesy: Yeah, we deleted it.
              D
Scod:   Every day...
                          C                      A
G & S:  Every day without you seems a little bit colder.
Yon:    Are there any duos out there that need a third person?
              D
Gatesy: Every day...
                           C                    A
G & S:  When I think about you I'm a little bit bolder.
Yon:    I don't play the guitar but people tell me I look funny.
      F#m         Bm               E (let ring)
Ga & S:  Maybe the time has come to run away...
        (Silence)
Yon:    Fellas? Fellas? They've gone!
                    A(let ring)
G & S:  To run away!
Yon:    Oh no, still there.