Pay No Attention To Alice

(início)

INTRO:
(Play the INTRO like this 7x's over what is being spoken)
                   G    Em G
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(Spoken)
I went to see an old army buddy of mine to do some drinking
And his wife had become an alcoholic
And I wrote a song about it
G    Em G
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CHORUS:
 G                  C
Pay no attention to Alice,
        G            Em
She's drunk all the time
 C              G
Booked on that wine,
 C
Bunches of it
        G          Em  G    G   Em G
And it ruined her mind
 G                  C
Pay no attention to Alice,
      G          Em
They say she's a sot,
 C           G
Sane she is not
         C
But she loves it
          G           Em G   G   Em G
And it's all she's got
VERSE:
     D                          C
She made that apple pie from a memory
           G
Made them biscuits
          D
From a recollection
          G  Em G    G   Em G
That she had
     D
She cooked that chicken too long
               C
But she don't know that
G                 Em G    G   Em G
Oh, what the hell,
D
It ain't too bad!
CHORUS:
 G                  C
Pay no attention to Alice,
        G            Em
She's drunk all the time
 C              G
Booked on that wine,
 C
Bunches of it
        G         Em  G    G   Em G
And it ruined her mind
 G                  C
Pay no attention to Alice,
      G          Em
They say she's a sot,
 C           G
Sane she is not
         C
But she loves it
          G           Em G   G   Em G
And it's all she's got
VERSE:
 D                                 C
Don't talk about the war, I was a coward
            G
Talk about fishing
             D
And all the good times
         G  Em G    G   Em G
Raising hell
 D
Empty that one down,
            C
We'll get another
 G                Em G    G   Em G
It's gettin' late,
D
We might as well
VERSE:
        D
But we ran your car into a ditch,
             C
Man, don't sweat it
        G
I know Ben
              D
Down at the Shell station
                  G  Em G    G   Em G
And he'll get it out
OUTRO:
 D                             C
Alice, put your ashes in that ashtray
         G    Em G    G   Em G
I swear woman,
              D
You're gonna burn down the house
 G                  C
Pay no attention to Alice,
        G
She's drunk all the time