Feminine Hygiene

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I was watch'n TV with my buddy Stevie,
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 when I saw the strangest thing.
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It was so compelling a woman selling
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 Maxi Pads that had wings.
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I turned to channel three and what did I see,
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a woman who looked real rich.
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She was liv'in on a hill and pitch'n Vagisil
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 for the special feminine itch.
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So I tried once more and I turned to channel four,
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I was shocked I must confess.
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A gal who was chunky said when she's smell'n funky
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she just squirts it with FDS.
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Well it's on every station it's plug'n up the nation
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 with feminine hygiene ads.
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Douches and ointments and OBG appointments
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 and don't forget your Maxi Pads.
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Cause they have wings to fly,
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 lets give it a try, for feminine hygiene.
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Well a mama and daughter walk'in by the water
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 somebody don't feel fresh.
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Monistat Seven put her back in heaven
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 cause the yeast really makes a mess.
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A middle aged debutant look'n for a lubricant,
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 they still can hear her voice.
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 Her mama done told her when a woman gets older
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 the muffin downstairs don't stay moist.
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Well it's on every station an over saturation
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 of feminine hygiene games.
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Creams and lotions and all her emotions
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 and all the water she retains.
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It's so insane this game,
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 there's to many names for feminine hygiene.
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                       Why do we have to view,
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 all that stuff girls go thru.
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It's really got my stomach reeling
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                     Lets give those ads we see
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  a hysterectomy
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 or at least, make them more appealing.
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Cause there on every station an over saturation
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 of feminine hygiene ads.
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Douches and ointments an OBG appointments,
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 Creams and lotions and all her emotions.
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Summers Eve and Massengill
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 and if you itch use Vagisil
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Kotex, Tampax, Gynecort and Yeast-X,
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 Norforms, Pamprin, Feminique an Replens
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Motrin and Midol for when your suicidal,
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 Monistat, Femstat, a plug for this a pad for that
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The list goes on and on.
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It's so insane to me
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 it's on my TV
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Feminine Hygiene
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Oh!    Oh!     Oh!
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It's on my TV it's Feminine Hygiene
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