Colonoscopy Song

(início)

Intro: Am    Dm   E   Am  2x
Verse 1:
Am                                                   Dm
You have some lovely children and a lovely wife,
E                                                         Am
You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,
Am
But you knew the day was coming,
Dm
It was always meant to be.
Am                                                      E       Am
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy!
Chorus:
Dm                                Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
E                                              Am
A wonderful procedure I’m shure you will agree
Dm                                           Am
Numbers up it time to take one for the team
E                                           Am
Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.
Verse 2:
Am                                                      Dm
There is some preparation that you should know about,
E                                                         Am
You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,
Am                                                  Dm
They take a certain instrument to look around inside,
E                                                  Am
And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!
Chorus 2:
Dm                       Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy,
E                                            Am
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease,
Dm
Stay close to a bathroom,
Am
Careful when you sneeze,
E                                      Am
You cant get away from colonoscopy!
Verse 3:
Am
Its not a lot of pleasure
Dm
Its not a lot of fun,
E                                                  Am
But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,
Am                         Dm
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!
E                               Am
You lay down on the table then THANK you ma’am!
Chorus 3:
Dm              Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
E                               Am
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see
Dm                      Am
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!
E                                         Am
Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy!