Aging Rockers

(início)

        E
When the day has begun
        D
Put some of this on
    E    D
Rogaine
        E
If you gotta bald spot
D
Wanna keep what you got
   E    D E
Rogaine
           E
Your hairline
           D
It's declined
           C    B
And you shine
   E      D E D
Rogaine

D G A G  2x
D      G                  A    D
Don't come in my yard no more
      G                  A    D
You've ruined my lawn before
    G                         A
Whatever you kids are looking for
D           G                 A    D  G
Hey! Don't come in my yard no more

C
  Girl, to dance with you is my favorite thing, yeah, uh-huh
    F                                       C
So when I hit the floor I really feel the pain, yeah yeah, uh-huh ah-huh

Chorus

G                F                               C
I needa put on   my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you,
     G                F                               C
yeah   I'm gonna put on   my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you, uh-huh

Chorus

   C   G7       C
Jello again, Jello
          G7    C     Am
I always eat Jello
    F        Dm     G      Am
I love that jiggly thing you do
      Dm
And you make lunch great
        G7
I can hardly wait
 C
Jello

Intro

Am   E7   G   D   F   C   Dm   E7   x2

Verse

Am                         E7
  On a dark country highway, cool wind in your hair
G                         D
  Warm smell of a corndog rising up through the air
F                             C
  See a sign in the distance, says "We're open all day"
  Dm                              E7
   If you walk up to the entrance, it's where you'll hear me say

Chorus

F                              C
  I'm a greeter at a Walmart in California
 E7                  Am
Yeah I work the door, at the Superstore
F                                C
I hand out stickers at a Walmart in California
    Dm                 E7
Where my vest is blue, and my hair is too!

Verse 1

  A
My buddies and me
  Bbdim7
Were once wild and free
    Bm
Now we ain't doing so great
   E
Used to go down
    E7
And tear up the town
          A
But now were all in bed by eight.
      A
Our parties are fewer
        Bbdim7
And were sipping Insure
     Bm                      Dm7
Instead of our glass of champagne
E
Now when we get together
           E7
We just talk about the weather
    E
And all we ever do is
    E7
Complain

Chorus

       A
'Cause all my friends got hip replacements
          A
Cause they slipped and fell in their garage or basements
    Bm
We're old and pale
         E
Our bones are frail
A
Yeah, years ago we were still in bases
           A                    A7
Now we spend our time having wheelchair races
 Bm
'Oh, all my friends
E        A
Got hip replacements