My Stupid Boyfriend

B

E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid boyfriend can't find his own house on a map
E         B               E       B          F#
My stupid girlfriend can make any question a trap
E         B               E         B          F#
My stupid boyfriend wants mommy to pick up his room
E         B                  E            B         F#
My stupid girlfriend fills each day with impending doom

       E                      G#m
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
     E               F#
Then you could be my stupid
   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid girlfriend thinks sex is some kind of sin
E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid boyfriend drinks only the stinkiest gin
E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid girlfriend just mumbles in her private code
E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid boyfriend takes any excuse to explode

         E                      G#m
Oh, if only they'd follow the overdose trend
     E               F#
Then you could be my stupid
   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

E         B                 E        B           F#
My stupid girlfriend takes hours to make up her mind
E         B               E        B         F#
My stupid boyfriend is always one sentence behind
E         B               E        B         F#
My stupid boyfriend loves nobody more than himself
E         B                E             B         F#
My stupid girlfriend's in love with her pet magic elk

          E                G#m
We don't even like them so why pretend
      E               F#
When you could be my stupid
   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

        E                     G#m
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
      E               F#
Then you could be my stupid
    B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

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