The Prescription Drug Song

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I woke up the first morning and I felt very bad
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I wondered if it might have been something that I'd had
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So I went to my doctor, a very learned man
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Knowing that he'd have the problem well in hand

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He said, 'Fellow my poor fellow, you don't look very up'
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'Could you please give me a cough and pee into this cup?'
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He pondered for a minute then he said, 'you've got the flu'
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'Here take these pills who knows what they may do'
N.C.
He gave me

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Tylenol and Clearasil and butanol and tennis balls
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And water from Niagara Falls and hormones from Japan
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And vitamins and paraffins and some beta carotines
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And bits of tuna and dolphin that he got from a can

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I woke up the second morning, and felt worse than the first
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My head was full of mucus. I swore that it would burst
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My skin was cold and clammy and my hands were large and green
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So I went to my doctor his knowledge for to glean
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He said

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'Fellow, my poor fellow, what have you done wrong?'
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'If you followed my instructions, your illness would be gone'
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I told him but I took everything you gave
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So he gave me some more and told me to 'go away'
N.C.
He gave me

G           Em            C            A
Tylenol and Clearasil and butanol and tennis balls
   G           Em                C             A
And water from Niagara Falls and hormones from Japan
    G            Em        C             A
And vitamins and paraffins and some beta carotines
    G            Em               C      A      G
And bits of tuna and dolphin that he got from a can

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I woke the third morning and found out I was dead
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There was six feet of dirt right above my head
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My friends were at the funeral saying bye to me
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Then I heard that doctor giving the eulogy
He said,

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'Fellow that poor fellow, oh, I should have known'
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'That he would take too many pills when left all alone'
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So here I lie forever cursing my sorry lot
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For I'm so full of chemicals that I shall never rot
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'Cause I took

G           Em            C            A
Tylenol and Clearasil and butanol and tennis balls
   G           Em                C             A
And water from Niagara Falls and hormones from Japan
    G            Em        C             A
And vitamins and paraffins and some beta carotines
    G            Em               C      A      G
And bits of tuna and dolphin that he got from a can

G           Em            C            A
Tylenol and Clearasil and butanol and tennis balls
   G           Em                C             A
And water from Niagara Falls and hormones from Japan
    G            Em        C             A
And vitamins and paraffins and some beta carotines
    G            Em               C      A      G
And bits of tuna and dolphin that he got from a can

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And I won't do that again

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