The Hot Dog Song

Tabbed by: Sam Filgate

Verse 1

C      F        C
Everybody loves hot dogs
F    G     C
Even pasty Hippies
           F       G      C       Am
'Cause its hard to beat a tube of meat
    F              G
But now a question hits me
C               F    C
What the hell's in a hotdog
  F         G      C
I shouldn't ask maybe
       F       G        C  Am
'Cause I don't know any animal
     F               G
that grows cylindrically

Chorus

   F      G         C C/B Am
So have a hotdog on me my friends
     F           G      C    C/B Am
It's made out of animal odds and ends
F      G         C C/B Am
Have a hotdog on me my friends
         F        G        C
It's the particle board of meat

Verse 2

C            F           C
Its good to reuse and recycle
F              G         C
The unpopular pieces of meat
        F         G
That are quite gross
C                  Am
Yet after they're proccesed
     F                G
Are such a delicious treat
C                     F                 C
Let the children eat them 'til they're queasy
      F        G        C
Because they love the taste
     F         G        C        Am
Of Sodium Phosphate and Erythorbate,
  F                         G
Soy Protein and Sodium Nitrate

Chorus

   F      G         C C/B Am
So have a hotdog on me my friends
     F           G      C    C/B Am
It's made out of animal odds and ends
F      G         C C/B Am
Have a hotdog on me my friends
         F        G        C
It's the particle board of meat
F          G   C C/B Am
May or may not contain
F
Chicken and/or Pork and/or Meat
   F      G         C C/B Am
So have a hotdog on me my friends
     F               G              C    C/B  Am
Dont think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end
F      G         C C/B Am
Have a hotdog on me my friends
         F        G
It's the particle board
    F        G
The particle board
    F        G        C
The board particle of meat