Kill The Dog Next Door

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I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind
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Then my neighbour got a dog
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He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute
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But it still looked like a chihuahua
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He had me over to watch it sit and beg
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It bit my knee and made love to my leg
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Now it barks all the night and all of the day
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Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn
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I didn't get to sleep last night till very late
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The stupid dog barked and grrred
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I woke up late and ran to catch the bus
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But I slipped on a turd
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I was certain it wasn't one of mine
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With that the dog had crossed over the line
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I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind
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From my lovely little suburb
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I'm gonna kill the dog next door
Ain't gonna bark anymore
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Cause this is judgment day
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The little runt has got to pay
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No more turds on my lawn
That stupid mutt will soon be gone
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I'm gonna kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill that dog
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I see the little monster in my garden
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So I grab an axe and off I go
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And I try my best to get it
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All I do is sever my big toe
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My neighbour comes outside to calm me
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He says his dog and me should just be friends
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He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands
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Then it starts to bite so I strangle it with all my might
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I'm gonna kill the dog next door
Ain't gonna bark anymore
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Cause this is judgment day
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The little runt has got to pay
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No more turds on my lawn
That stupid mutt will soon be gone
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I'm gonna kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill that dog
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Now the stupid mutt's in doggie heaven
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I strangled it to death and now I'm free
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But my trouble ain't quite over
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My neighbour called the cops on me
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I end up at the police station
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Where I am told that I must pay
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A three hundred dollar fine
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Wow what a great value I think I'll kill my neighbour too
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I'm gonna kill the guy next door
Won't call the cops anymore
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I never liked him anyway
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Three hundred isn't much to pay
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There are turds on my lawn
They must be his, his dog is gone
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I'm gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill kill that guy

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