This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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F
It was so nice throwing big parties
Jump into the pool from the balcony
Everyone swimming in a champagne sea
And there are no rules when you show up here
Bass beat rattling the chandelier
Feeling so gatsby for that whole year
    Bb                            C
So why'd you have to rain on my parade?
                Gm                    C
I'm shaking my head. i'm locking the gates
* this is why we can't have
 F    Dm     Bb    C
Nice things, darling
 F
Because you break them
   Dm               Bb
I had to take them away
 C
This is why we can't have
  F    Dm    Bb  C
Nice things, honey
 F
Did you think i wouldn't hear
Dm                            Bb
All the things you said about me?
 C
This is why we can't have nice things
 F
It was so nice being friends again
There i was, giving you a second chance
But then you stabbed in the back
While shaking my hand
And therein lies the issue
Friends don't try to trick you
Get you on the phone and mind-twist you
And so i took an axe to a mended fence
        Bb                                C
But i'm not the only friend you've lost lately
             Gm         C
If only you weren't so shady
  F                   Dm
Hers's a toast to my real friends
 Bb                        C
They don't care about that he-said-she-said
F                Dm
And here's to my baby
 Bb                         C
He ain't reading what they call me lately
 F                 Dm
And here's to my momma
Bb                    C
Had to listen to all this drama
      F        Dm
And here's to you
            Bb                         C
'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
Haha, i can't even say it with a straight face