If My Friends Could See Me Now

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If they could see me now
That little gang of mine
    A
I'm eating fancy chow
And drinking fancy wine
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I'd like those stumblebums
   G#7       C#m7
To see for a fact
F#m7                    B7
The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chums
I attract
           E7
All I can say is "Wow,"'
Hey, look at where I am
A7
Tonight I landed, pow!
           G#7
Right in a pot of jam
       C#7
What a setup! Holy cow!
F#
They'd never believe it
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If my friends could see me now
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(dance break)
If they could see me now
My little dusty group
A
Traipsing around this
               Am7
Million-dollar chicken coop
               D#7
I'd hear those thrift-shop cats
     G#
Say "Brother, get her!
          F#
Laid on a bedspread made from
B
Three kinds of fur!"
              E
All I can say is "Wow"
              E7
Wait till the riff and raff
         A7
See just exactly how
He'd sign his autograph
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What a build-up! Holy cow!
F#7
They'd never believe it
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If my friends could see me now