Song Of Good Advice

C                                F
Don’t drink the water from the toilet
C                                   G
Don’t eat meat from underneath the sink
C                                F                  C
Don't eat food in Mexico, don’t take those yellow pills
C                         G                            C
Don't eat pulled pork in any part in any part of the world

C               F                      C
Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass
C                                  G
For a week or two and then you’ll die   AND THEN YOU’LL DIE
C                              F              C
And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts
C                      G             C
You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore

C                                F
Don’t camp in ancient Indian graveyards
C                                       G
Don’t kill people and drive away, make sure that they are dead
C                                      F               C
Don’t camp at the Post Office, don’t join that freaky cult
C                         G                        C
Don’t lead your nuclear plant to a chemical waste dump

C               F                      C
Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass
C                                  G
For a week or two and then you’ll die   AND THEN YOU’LL DIE
C                              F              C
And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts
C                      G             C
You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore
(Whistling) [the same tune as the chorus]
[Chorus] x2
C               F                      C
Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass
C                                  G
For a week or two and then you’ll die   AND THEN YOU’LL DIE
C                              F              C
And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts
C                      G             C
You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore
 F          G         C
AND BURN FOD VER….MOOOOOOOD

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