Atheists Dont Have No Songs

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A
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
                      E7
Hava Nagilas for the Jews,
         A
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
              D        A
Atheists just sing the blues.
Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)
                       E7
Born agains sing He is risen,
           A
But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)
            D           A
For godless existentialism.
For Atheists,
        D
Theres no good news,
        G#                   A
Theyll never sing a song of faith.
     D
For atheists,
     G
They have a rule,
     G#            A
The he is always lowercase.
             G#            A
The he is always lowercase.
Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
                        E7
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
        A
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)
                 D       A            D       A
But they do have Sundays free.  (have Sundays free)
Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
                          E7
Coptics have the books of scrolls,
        A
Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)
              D        A
Atheists have rock and roll.
For Atheists,
D
Theres no good news,
        G#           A
Theyll never sing a song of Faith.
D
In their songs,
            G
They have a rule,
     G#            A
The he is always lowercase.
            G#     A
The he is always lowercase.
                              (Key Change) C
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists
G             C
Dont have no Songs!!
C
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
                      G7
Hava Nagilas for the Jews, (for the Jews)
         C
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
              F        C
Atheists just sing the blues.
                F
Catholics dress up for Mass,
    B             C
And listen to, Gregorian chants.
F             Bb
Atheists just take a pass,
      B
Watch football in their
C
underpants.
                        B    C
Watch football in their underpants.
                                  (Key change) D
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
A7            D              A7      D
Dont have no songs!  (Dont have no songs!)