The Stocking Song

Intro

D5  D5  A
D
So you say you like candy canes
G
All the ladies do
      Bm
Candy canes were meant for sucking
             G
So don't you think about trying to chew
D
How about a little eggnog
         G
I got my homemade recipe
             Bm
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
      G                   A
Even though it's alcohol-free
D                              A      G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                            Bm
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
                            G             A
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
D                               A    G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                             Bm
Gonna fill it up with all I got
                             G5                 A     D
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot
( D  D  A )
D
I know you like your toys, girl
      G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
              Bm
The kind that only use double D batteries
    G
And run at variable speeds
D
Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
      G
All I ask is some tit for tat
             Bm
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
           G5                       A
Heck, they probably make an app for that!  Baby
D                              A     G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                            Bm
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
                                         G5
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in...
Take it all out... stuff it back in
A                               D
You're never gonna want me to stop
D                              A     G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                           Bm
With holiday love and romance
                                G            A            D
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance
( D  D  A   D )