Pass The Udder Udder

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Oh, we grow things mighty big down in Kentucky
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But there's nothing in that state can quite compare
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To a cow that we once had us, and the name of her was Gladys.
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Boy, you should have seen the neighbors stand and stare

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She stood 10 feet tall and had one purple eyeball
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It took eight of us to milk her, here is why:
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She had 27 spigots; And the tourists all bought tickets,
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just to watch us milk and hear us loudly cry-y-y-y...

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Oh, pass the udder udder over to my udder brudder,
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and pie-ass the udder udder dis-a-way
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So they passed the udder udder, and I passed it to my brudder.
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Oh, we really had our hands full every day

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We created quite a spectacle, I'll grant you
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But we milked her just as pretty as you please
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And while people said "How funny,"
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we raked in enough durn money to go out and order ermine BVD's

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Father turned her on her back one Sunday morning.
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Gladys said "I'm upside down, now what's the gag?"
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"Well, the reason why," said Pop "is so the cream will be on top."
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Gladys said, "well in that case, it's in the bag!"

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Oh, pass the udder udder over to my udder brudder,
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and pie-ass the udder udder dis-a-way
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So they passed the udder udder, and I passed it to my brudder.
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Oh, we really had our hands full every day

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Now our Gladys was a star in cattle circles
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Though she couldn't read or write her name in full
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You would think she'd been to college,
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although she herself acknowledged,
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that she gained her fame entirely by pull.

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Oh she said to us one cold and wintry morning
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She said, "Milking is the thing I dearly loves".
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But when I get a cold it lingers, and I can't stand icy fingers
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So go back into the house and get your gloves!"

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Oh, pass the udder udder over to my udder brudder,
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and pie-ass the udder udder dis-a-way
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So they passed the udder udder, and I passed it to my brudder.
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Oh, we really had our hands full ev       ery        day    shave and a haircut rhythm

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