Pet Names

C                        D               G
Just when I thought everything would be okay
            C                            D                  E
Just when I started to believe that everything was going my way
C                       D
Out came the cloud from under my feet
Bb                      C
Crashing back down to reality

    G               C               F    Bb
You used to call me pumpkin now I'm Halloween
  G             C            F   D
Remember when I used to your jellybean
    G                  C           F         Bb
You used to call me schnookums and shit like that
G                C         F        D
Now you're after me with a baseball bat
G          C              F      Bb
I remember when I used to be the king
     G            C            F   D
Your honey sweety darling baby everything
  G               C         F       Bb
I used to be your tall dark mystery man
G            C           F       D
Now I'm just straight up history man

C                        D                  G    C  G
Just when I thought everything would be all right
            C                           D                 E
Just when I started to believe that everything was out of sight
    C                          D
You left me with nothing but a scribbled note
     Bb                        C
That said I would no longer be your love boat
     G              Bb       F        G
From here on out my pet name would be Ex
F    G
Your Ex
F    G
Your Ex
F    G
Your Ex

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   G          C             F           Bb
It used to be sugar then it turned into salt
  G                 C              F            D
I used to rock your world now I'm standing on a fault line
G           C         F            Bb
Lying naked in a hail storm in the dark
          G         C        F         D
You're my little tornado and I am your trailer park
    G               C         F         Bb
You used to call me names too cute to repeat
     G           C              F       D
Like honey bunch hairy bear and piccolo Pete
G             C            F         Bb
Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit like that
G                C            F         D
Now you're after me screaming you dirty rat

  C                             F    C
I don't remember applying for a name change
   G                           F      G
So why is it you're calling me mister deranged
C                         F        C
Psychopathic pornographic stinking drunk
A                      C         D
Failing fast lying ass worthless punk

    G               C               F    Bb
You used to call me sweetie pie and baby doll
  G             C             F     D
I guess another studs kicking in my stall
       G                 C           F     Bb
You'll probably call him superman or lover boy
       G             C               F      D
You'll probably disregard him like a broken toy

C                         D                  G     C G
Just when he thought everything was going his way
        C                       D               E
Just he started to believe everything was hunky dory
      C                            D
He'll look at that cloud that he's standing on
            Bb
And with an itsy bitsy tiny little almost inaudible squeak
N.C.
He'll notice
N.C.
It's gone

     G              Bb       F        G
From here on out my pet name would be Ex
F    G
Your Ex
F    G
Your Ex
F    G
Your Ex

F       G
Sweetie pie?
F  G
No Ex
F     G
Honey bunch?
F  G
No Ex
F      G
Bubble butt?
F  G
No Ex
F       G
Pumpkin face?
F  G
   Ex!

G B E F
E|-------------------------|------------------------|
B|-------------------------|------------------------|
G|----0-----------0------0-|-------0--------0-----0-|
D|-4h5---5--4--4h5---5-----|-5--4h5---5--4h5---5----|
A|-------------------------|------------------------|
E|-------------------------|------------------------|

G B E F
E|------------------------|------------------------|
B|------------------------|------------------------|
G|-------0--------0-------|-0--------0-----0-----0-|
D|-4h5------4-h5-----5----|----4h5------4h5---5----|
A|------------------------|------------------------|
E|------------------------|------------------------|

G B E F
E|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|-------0--------0-------|-0--------0--------0------|
G|-3h4------3h4------3h4--|----3h4------3h4------3h4-|
D|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|------------------------|--------------------------|

G B E F
E|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|-0-----------0-----0----|-3--3--1--1---------------|
G|-------3-h4-----4-----4-|-------------3--3--2--2---|
D|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|------------------------|--------------------------|

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