A Simple Desultory Philippic

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(intro) (intro riff x2)
(verse 1)
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I been norman mailered, maxwell taylored.
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I been john o'hara'd, mcnamara'd.
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I been rolling stoned and beatled 'til i'm blind.
       D
I been ayn randed, nearly branded
G
Communist, 'cause i'm left-handed.
A                                    D (bar7)
That's the hand i use, well, never mind!
(verse 2) (as before)
 i been phil spectored, resurrected.
 i been lou adlered, barry sadlered.
 well, i paid all the dues i want to pay.
 and i learned the truth from lenny bruce,
 and all my wealth won't buy me health,
 so i smoke a pint of tea a day.
(interlude)
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     i knew a man, his brain was so small,
                                A
He couldn't think of nothing at all.
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He's not the same as you and me.
                  G
He doesn't dig poetry.
                                A
He's so unhip that when you say dylan,
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He thinks you're talking about dylan thomas,
                G
Whoever he was.
                     A
The man ain't got no culture,
But it's alright, ma, everybody must get stoned.
(verse 3) (as before)
 i been mick jaggered, silver daggered.
 andy warhol, won't you please come home?
 i been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled,
 been roy haleed and art garfunkeled.
 i just discovered somebody's tapped my phone.
(ending) (repeat intro riff to fade)