Veronica Hates Me

Intro

A  E  A
        D  A  D
E
(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight)
A          E                A
She always has something to say
           D                 A
To ruin an otherwise nice day
           D              A      E
She always has to start a fight
A          E               A
She doesn't like the way I think
          D                     A
She don't understand why I must drink
      D             E
To go out on Friday night
      D
But I know what she's doing
I know that I'm losing
                           E
I know that she's screwing me
A                F#             D
Veronica doesn't like the way I dress
(Veronica hates me)
A                F#               D
Veronica says my hair's such a mess
(Veronica hates me)
B       D
Why the deposition?
B          D
Veronica's definition
B          D
Of love is hate
         A
Veronica hates me
( G  D )
         A
Veronica hates me
( G  D )
A            E             A
She thinks I oughta get a job
                D              A
And quit taking spaceup on her couch
        D               A       E
With my hand deep in my crotch
A              E               A
She don't know how to shut her mouth
             D           A
I don't know what I'd do without
    D                 E
Her around to drag me down
            D
She asks me when is the wedding
Well I'm getting ready
                        E
To yank all the net and push
A                F#             D
Veronica doesn't like the way I dress
(Veronica hates me)
A                  F#               D
Veronica thinks my hair's such a mess
(Veronica hates me)
B       D
Why the deposition?
B          D
Veronica's definition
B          D
Of love is hate
         A
Veronica hates me
( G  D )
         A
Veronica hates me
( G  D )
         A
Veronica hates me
G      D
(But nobody knows)
         A
Veronica hates me!
G      D
One, two, three, four
A              D        E
Veronica won't leave me alone
A
D          E             A
(Wa oh, wa oh, wa oh, wa oh-oh-oh)