Howdon Aldi Death Queue

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For the N.C. sections just mute the strings with your left hand and strum percussively.

Intro

(Thru megaphone) Get off the metro now!
Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam, skitzy fucking Tory cunts have come to kill me nan, whey!
| E5     | D#5    | C#5    | C#5    |   (x2)

Verse

N.C.
I got a letter from the NHS
N.C.                                                       E5     | D#5    | C#5    | C#5    |
It said it's here for twelve weeks or twelve weeks or summat
         N.C.
Well I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
N.C.                                                  E5     | D#5    | C#5    | C#5    |
Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five and I wanna die

Chorus

     E5     D#5  C#5               E5     D#5  C#5               E5     D#5  C#5
In a Howdon Aldi death queue, in a Howdon Aldi death queue, in a Howdon Aldi death queue

Verse

N.C.
            Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, keep your distance
N.C.                                                E5     | D#5    | C#5    | C#5    |
Woah woah woah woah woah, that's less than two meters
N.C.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, keep your distance
N.C.                                                          E5     | D#5    | C#5    | C#5    |
I said woah woah woah woah, that's less than two fucking meters

Chorus

     E5     D#5  C#5               E5     D#5  C#5               E5     D#5  C#5
In a Howdon Aldi death queue, in a Howdon Aldi death queue, in a Howdon Aldi death queue

Outro

N.C.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, keep your distance
N.C.
Woah woah woah woah woah, that's less than two meters