Never Getting Laid

F7M  C7M  E7  Am7  D7
        F7M  C7M  E7  Am7  D7

F7M                         C7M
  We were so happy, why not mix it up?
E7                              Am7          D7
  I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough
F7M                              C7M
  No way to know just who you're thinking of
E7                              Am7
  I just wish you didn't have a mind

   D7           F7M
(Ah) That could flip like a switch
       C7M
Like a wandering drift
     E7
To a neighboring bitch
     Am7                  D7           F7M
When just the other night you said you need me, what gives?
        C7M
How did it come to this?
       E7
Boy, I know where you live

              A
Baby, I'm not angry
                  F#m7
Love you just the same
                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
                      C#m7
And all your days are sunny
                F#m7
From your windowpane
           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
                               A
And a forever of never getting laid

F7M                              C7M
  I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
E7                             Am7          D7
  Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
F7M                               C7M
  Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
E7                             Am7               D7
  And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)

         F7M
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
      C7M
I was so confident (Confident)
         E7
'Til the thought of it hit
     Am7                   D7      F7M
That any given night, you could be using your lips
     C7M
On a girl with big tits
       E7
Boy, I know where you live

              A
Baby, I'm not angry
                  F#m7
Love you just the same (I love you just the same)
                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
                      C#m7
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane)
                F#m7
From your windowpane
           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
                               A            F#m7
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever)
   Bm7
Mm-mm
  F#m7       E7            C#m7    F#m7 Bm7 E7
A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm)

A         F7M
  At the end of the rainbow
 G7
I hope you find
  Am7         Am7/G#  Am7/G
A good whole lot of nothing
              F#°
'Cause you're still inside
    Dm7       D°    G4            C
And abstinence is just a state of mind

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