Im A Korean

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Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone
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Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone

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Speak:
Oh hello
My name is DJ Not Nice
You might remember me
From my last record
Ching Chang Chong
You made me very rich
Now I roll in American money

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I'm a Korean
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And I'd like my Chinese food Cooked right
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cause they're not Giving me the good rice
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And The Dyke giving me Food looks like
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a lesbian
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I don't like how my Beef pork look like
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And the last time I eat your food I
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got the Rice chicken Beef tofu Now I poop
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While I'm peeing
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And you might not believe I could fight
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I'm a white belt But I have 2 stripes
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I don't like all you little Blue eyed dumb white
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Europeans
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I would like to just drink My bud light
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maybe bomb A couple things in Hawaii
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and blow up The countries I don't like
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Cause I'm a Korean

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I'm not that nice (Uh uh)
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I build a bomb (Yeah)
            C
Then pick a country (You)
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And blow it up
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I work for NASA (Cool)
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We look at stars (Wow)
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You know Apollo
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   That movie is Good

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  I talk like Ching Chang Chong
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Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
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I been trained to kill With my Tai Kwon Do
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And my whole continent Is a dry cleaning store
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bo bo bo bo Bonzai

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  I like to play
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   magic cards
C
  You heard of China
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  I was in    charge
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  Of Chinatown
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   In Vietnam
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  I'm still around

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  You can come through to play

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  When I play poker
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I just throw all my chips in
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Hello I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
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  I smoke Coke - It's fun
Em
   You think I'm joking man
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I made a lot Of money from Pokemon

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I'm a Korean
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I think Michael Jackson's A good guy
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I don't mind If he sleeps With young guys
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Cause in my country We can touch Young guys
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On their penis
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And my wife Is thirteen And cooks my
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Macaroni N' Cheese So good I
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Got her out On the street For a good Good price (10 years ago)

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  I'm not gonna lie (Uh uh)
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  I like it rough (Uh uh)
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  Hillary Clinton
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  Let's get it   On (Woo)
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  I have a missile (Uh uh)
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  It's very small (So small)
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   It's in my pants (Hehe)
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  I can't get it up (Aww)
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  I bomb New York (Oops)
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  Better luck (Next time)
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  You heard of London (Uh uh)
C
  Not anymore (Aww)
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  I bomb Iran (Yeah)
C
  Oops that's Japan (Not again)
Em
   I made a goof

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Now I gotta start again

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  I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
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If I bomb Your crib - Yep sorry - I'm a ninja warrior
C
  I went to Harvard
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I bomb Pearl Harbor
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I want the whole world To know That I'm Powerful
("I am small penis")
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Everyone To the floor We all gonna Die (die die die)
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Put your head Between your legs And say Ko ni chi wa (wa wa wa)
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Death to all Fuck the World Cause I like 2Pac (pac pac pac)
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Now the world Must Stop (stop stop stop)
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Cause of my Small cock (cock cock cock)

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One day, You'll say Why is everyone dead
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Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said
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Now we all Are slaves
Em
Monkeys run This place
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It's planet Of the apes
(Oh okay)

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I'm a Korean
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And I'm not Gonna beef With Suge Knight
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Because I think That if he Heard my
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My 2Pac Parody He'd find me And tell me
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I'm stealing
(Hurry up Take a picture Of me dangling From the balcony)
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And I'd like My Chinese food Cooked right
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I don't like Japanese or The Thai
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I would like To see the Whole world die
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Cause I'm a Korean

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