That Awful Day

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Well, I got home and the door was locked
and I tried to ring the bell
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I-found-a-little-bittie-note that she had wrote
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tellin' me to "Go to HELL!"
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I crawled in the window, I got inside
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She kicked me in the balls and then I cried
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Called me a name, said I lied
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Kicked me again and I thought I died
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Took my clothes, set 'em on fire,
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hit me with her curlin' iron.
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I tried to block it, with my watch,
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and then she kicked me in the crotch again.
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Yeah, today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend.

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Well, I tried to tell her, but she didn’t care
That things weren’t what they seemed
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She-had-a-pan on the stove full of boiling water
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And my nads would soon be steamed
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I tried to run, scream for help
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She-hit-me-in-the-nerts-with-a-Rhinestone-belt
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It was like nothing that I ever felt
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I thank God I wasn’t wearing a kilt
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She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
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She swung it once and then she missed my head
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She reared back, swung it again and
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Then she hit me in the twins again.
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Yeah, today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
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Yeah, today’s that awful day,
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Hey, my boys won’t be the same
         A               B7              E
Yeah, today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend

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