The Secret Life Of A Hamster Song

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[Intro]:
Am Am/E G
Am Am/E G
[Verse 1]:
Am        Am/E        G
Everyone knows what a hamster does
Am        Am/E        G
                   or do you?
     Am         Am/E                      G
They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets
Am        Am/E        G
             and then poo poo...
     Am                Am/E        G
They drink from their water bottle thing over there
Am        Am/E        G
             and they love it
     Am     Am/E         G
They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere
Am        Am/E        G  STOP
                   or does it?
[Bridge]:
Am                 C
Hamsters, they got something to hide
G                       Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life
Dm
let's take a peek inside
[Chorus]:
      Am
Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis
C
auditing University of Phoenix classes
     G
they do it for the knowledge
not the credit
Dm
trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit
Am
Reading all that newspaper lining their cage
C
caught up on the world's events a few days late
G
building tiny cities underneath that mulch
           Dm
where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult
[Bridge]:
Am                 C
Hamsters, they got something to hide
G                       Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life
[Chorus]:
        Am
Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market
C
moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it
G
playing Call of Tiny Duty on a play station
Dm
  it's preparation for their tiny invasion
Am
Plotting their escape while enjoying origami
C
flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati
G
J-walking and robbing graves
    Dm
I'm sure they have pure motives
we just can't understand their ways
[Outro]:
Am                 C
Hamsters, they got something to hide
G                       Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life
Am                       C
Hamsters, every time you look away
G                   Dm
Hamsters, more than meets the cage
Am
-What does it mean?
N.C.
-I don't know
N.C.
-It's like more than meets the eye, but it's a cage
N.C.
-Wow, so smart
N.C.
-Maybe not though...