The Brain Freeze Song

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Intro:
Em C D D
Verse 1:
Em
So you saved a little room for desert -Yeah
    C
not really, but a little desert won't hurt -No
    D
but wouldn't you know, a BOGO promo -Oh
   D STOP
on double-mint chocolate-chip cookie dough -Oh
Verse 2:
            Em
Before your mom pulls the car around -Yeah
    C
you already popped the lid and scarfed it down
D
pace yourself brother
                     D  STOP
your mouth's writing checks that its roof can't cover
Chorus:
You're gonna get a
G                    Bm
ice cream headache - owww
             C
you're gonna freeze your brain, no way to ease the pain
       D
you're gonna have to wait it out
you've got a
G                  Bm
ice cream headache now
           C
you're the one to blame, so you can't complain
    D                                       Em
you ate it like a grizzly downin' a rainbow trout
Bridge:
C                              D
  He's really ravaging on that trout
    Em
you look like you've been kicked in the balls -Ohh
    C
but that aint happenin' at all -No
       D                    STOP
let me simplify things for ya
you see your trigeminal nerve is causing
sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia
AKA
Chorus:
   G                  Bm
An ice cream headache oww
             C
you're gonna freeze your brain, no way to ease the pain
       D
you're gonna have to wait it out
you've got a
G                  Bm
ice cream headache now
           C
you're the one to blame
so you can't complain
    D      STOP
you ate it like a screeched owl
                          Em
beakin' the life out of a mouse
Outro:
Em
like a pack of dingos
Em
tearin' up a dairy cow
Em
I bet you wish you were
Em
lactose intolerant now