New Years Resolution Song

(início)

Intro: F Bb F Bb x2
F
Working out, losing weight
Bb
Maybe using tanning spray
F                           Bb
Becoming more attractive in general
F
Reading more, watching less
Bb
Learning all the rules for chess
F                            Bb
Becoming somewhat smarter in general
F
Eating fish, not fingernails
Bb
Volunteer to save the whales
F                        Bb
Becoming a better guy in general
F
Saving more, spending less
Bb
Yes I will wax my chest
F                    Bb
Dating more girls in general
             C        Bb           F
But not this year. No this year is different
                     C               Bb          F
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer
      C                    Bb
After all these failed resolutions
   F                    C
My future is clear, the future is near
        F             A
Just forget those resolutions you
Bb                C
Know that you are never gonna do
     F               A
And adopt a more realistical view
       Bb                         C
By committing to things that come easily to you
     F                A            Bb    C
Like eat at least one value meal a week
   F               A                    Bb    C
Or put the correct shoes on the correct feet
     Bb                    C                 F
just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath
F Bb F Bb x2
     F                    A
Just face the fact you've always thought
      Bb          C
Those resolutions don't mean squat
    F              A
And settle in to a comfortable spot
  Bb                       C
Embrace all the things you know you are not
F                    A            Bb    C
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat
F                    A               Bb      C
Make large purchases then lose the receipts
     Bb                    C                 F
Just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath