Get Off The Phone

(início)

E
Here we have a man
Who's chosen to Instagram
    B
His apple pie, a la mode
         E
While he fumbles through the filters
                               B
His ice cream has gotten "a la hot"
And the pie "a la cold."
   E
As you can see
                                B
This street performer's drawn a crowd
To watch him do his thing
                      E
But instead of just enjoying the show
it seems that everyone's decided
   B
To make a documentary
E
Notice this unreasonably attractive couple
  B
Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together
E
Social networking instead of working
   B
On getting to know each other better
    E
How does that filtered picture taste
      B
Since your dessert has gone to waste?
     E
When do you think you ever will
      B
Wanna watch this portrait juggling film?
    E
You know you want to touch each other
B                 D
Doesn't that feel good?
(He's my brother...)
            B
Get off the phone now!
           F#
It's gonna be okay
A                  E
There's no need to be afraid
B
It doesn't love you
    F#
Its gonna die one day
    A
The government is probably
       E
Spying on you with it anyway
E
Here we have a stereotypical teen
B
Forced to endure "Family Game Night."
     E
He's stereotypically texting
And missing his mom
B
Demonstrate a carousel ride
E
Little Ethan here
                                       B
Is celebrating being the center of the universe
For one year
                          E
But "The World's Greatest Dad"
Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it
     B
Than actually being here
E
Let's listen in and see if we can get some context
 B
"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."
E
He has the nerve to make a phone call
          B
At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life
    E
How could you be so disengaged?
      B
While precious memories are being made?
E
Do you really think your friends need
        B
Another baby picture in their feed?
      E
Don't be such a self-centered guy
B                    D
Now isn't that better?
(I think he just died)
            B
Get off the phone now!
           F#
It's gonna be okay.
A                  E
There's no need to be afraid
B
It doesn't love you
     F#
It's gonna die one day
     A                       E
It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway
            B                     F#
Get off the phone now! It's gonna be okay