Sittin In A Bar

(início)

Hello everyone! I hear this song every day..and I mean every day. All
the people at my school know how to play it on guitar, and when I
searched for the chords online for the hell of it, I received
disturbingly wrong results. I wish you the best of luck! Adios!
(h - hammer on)

Then strum the Bb (which you're still in the position of) DOWN thrice, but mute
the strings after each (slowish) strum! Then strum a C until the first chord F
of the song.
THE STRUMMING OF THE CHORDS..
The strumming takes a little getting used to, but if you listen to the song
enough, then you should get it. Strum each chord DOWN, UP, then MUTE twice.
So you strum down, then up, then hold the strings, and do that twice for each
chord. Make sure to not go too fast! Listen to the song, and you'll get it!
            F
Bartender I really did it this time
         Am
Broke my parole to have a good time
     Bb
When I got home it was 6 AM
    C
The door was locked so I kicked it in
        F
She was trippin' on the bills
                Am
I think she was high on some pills
             Bb
She threw my shit out into the yard
         C
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
    F
And in my drunken stuper
             Am
I did what I should have never of done
        Bb
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
C
Drunk and on the run
                 F
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
               Am
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
             Bb
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
     C
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of shit n-then stepped away
You know Mo I'll probably get ten years
So just get me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is comin' up
And ya'll are probably get ready for closin' up
But im tryin' to dry my soul
I m tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on
Im sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
And crashed that piece of shit n-then stepped away
RAP MONOLOG
Yes it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit over

And now I am going back again
Back to the pin to see my friends
When we all phial of that county van
Don't ask me where I been
I been at bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
I Crashed that piece of shit n-then stepped away

(Continue the same chords and rhythm)
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Laaa
Laaa  laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa  la la la laaaa
Hey you bastard
Laaaa
Laaa  laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa  la la la laaaa
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