Drunk As A Skunk

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I like to drink, and I like to unwind
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I like to drink with my friends and have a good time
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I'm on an alcohol only diet, I can drink beer faster then you can buy it

 (this one is probably wrong, but it sounds close enough to me. If you have suggestions on how to improve it,
 please let me know)

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All my girlfriends keep walking out on me
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Cause every time I take them out it's to the ABC
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I ain't never held a job for more then a month
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I don't call in sick, I call in drunk
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There's nothing like drinking a beer while you're pissing
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If you've never been drunk you don't know what you're missing
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I like gagging and heaving and throwing up
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

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I don't care what I say or do
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When I've had a few beers and a shot or two
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I'm about tore up from the floor up
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

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I like slurring my words when I talk
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I like it when people have to help me walk
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I like to get drunk and I like to get loud
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Look here motherfucker, I'm drunk and I'm proud
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I like to get drunk and embarrass myself
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I like to get drunk and be obnoxious as hell
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I like getting drunk in public, and getting locked up
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I'm drunk as a skunk, and I don't give a fuck

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I don't care what I say or do
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When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
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I'm about tore up, from the floor up
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

Drunk

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Well I woke up this morning and I drank all day
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I got a drinkin' problem and I like it that way
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I'm so damn drunk that I can't see
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I'm just about as fucked up as fucked up can be
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My doctor tells me I need to quit
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I got a liver like a river but I don't give a shit
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It'll kill me one day, but I don't give a fuck
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Cuz when I die I'm going to be happy and drunk

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I don't care what I say or do
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When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
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I'm about tore up, from the floor up
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
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I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck

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