Come To The Usa

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   This is the I.I.A.P.
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The Illegal Immigration Assistance Program
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A taxpayer-funded division of Oaknut
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For Spanish press 1... Portuguese 2... Arabic 3...
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Farsi 4... French 5... Swahili 6... German 7... Italian 8...
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And if you insist on English please stand by...

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If you are thinkin' about illegal immigration
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Be careful when you're choosin' the nation
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'Cause breakin' the law in some countries is frowned upon
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Imagine that

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Sneak into China and they'll call you a spy
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And ship you to Mongolia till you die
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And in Sudan they'll hang you and the camel you rode in on

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Yeah and don't go a-hikin' and enter Iran
       G
And you might never be heard from again
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And in Mexico you might face a firing squad

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Yeah and forget all about going to North Korea
             C
That's a great example of a bad idea
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So when it comes down to it
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There's only one option you've got

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Yeah come to the USA
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There's no penalty to pay
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Should you get caught illegally immigratin'
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Come to the USA
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It will be your lucky day
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'Cause when you get in there's lots of goodies waitin'

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Like Healthcare, Welfare, Free Education
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Help with your Voter Registration
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And drivers license and credit cards
     G
And license plates for your old car
Lots of jobs for you to do
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And employers who'll turn a blind eye too
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Come to the USA!

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No need to worry about the Constitution
      C
We'll help you start a house of prostitution
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If that's the kind of work that you wanna do
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You see those gringo infidels are crazy
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They'll give citizenship to your new baby
    D7                                        G
So you see there's really only one choice for you

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Come to the USA
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There's no penalty to pay
          D7                         G
Should you get caught illegally immigratin'
I said come to the USA
A7
It will be your lucky day
           D7                                      G
'Cause when you get in there's lots of goodies waitin'

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Yeah you get public housing and cable TV
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And food stamps and even Government cheese
D7
The borders are a swinging door
   G
Go home for a visit and come back for more
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There's sanctuary and amnesty

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Bring the whole damn family eventually
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Yeah come to the USA

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