Katleen

Guitar 1:
E (p.m.)

(Guitars 1 and 2)
      A                           E
I was sitting with a bloody head, outside of X
       A                     E
At the Berkeley Square in my proud boy dumbness
      F#                     D
Half drunk, half sexed, half conscious
          E
Lenny had said, "Shouldn't you check it?"
I said, checking is for wimps

      A                     E
So, I flew into the hedge, up and above
        A                        E
Looking at the blue skies below flying like a dove
       F#                    D
I was head over heels when I hit the manhole cover
     E
Kathleen walked up, said, "You alright?"
No, I'm in pain, duh

D    G    A (3x)
ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh...........
After third repeat:
Guitar 1:  Let D ring
Guitar 2:  D   |   G   |   A   |  (p.m.)

Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic school skirts
"Small girls, big cars" Al says
For me, it's the other way around
She said, "Just show me where it hurts"
I said, you can pick me up and take me home
Or just join me on the ground

And we could have some kids
If we're lucky, they'll be gay
And we could be proud parents in the pride parade
I swear I almost cry every year when they go by
If I'd only been a girl instead of a guy, Kathleen
Play first part of verse like this:

D    G     A
ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh........
(End On A)