Joanie The Jehovahs Witness Stripper

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She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
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She tells her mama, she’s cleanin’ houses
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She goes out witnessing, doin’ the Lords work all week
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But on the weekends, she’s makin’ ends meet
Chorus:
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Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper
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Put a dollar in her G-string… and she’ll deliver
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If her daddy only knew, he’d probably kill her
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Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper
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One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
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He didn’t recognize, his daughter dancin’
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She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
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When she got naked, he started clappin’
Chorus: (Repeat)
Bridge:
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If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
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She says I’m countin’ all my blessings, every night when I get paid
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She once lived in poverty, now everything’s alright
           F#m
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night