Chokin The Gopher

(início)

intro
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C
I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
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Pretending they're piranha
F
Sleeping with a girl named Katie
    G          F
Pretending her name is Donna
           G                       F
Would you like to know what I'm doing
        G               F
In my shack out in the woods
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so
 G
good
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I'm choking the gopher,
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I'm slamming the ham
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I'm pounding the rocket,
F              C
flogging the dolphin
        G
Oh yes I am!
                 C     C/G
I'm choking the gopher,
F             C    C/G
chalking the cue
F                C
I'm spanking the monkey
          F             C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
same thing for second verse
between that and female part
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                  C    C/G
I'm juicing the mango,
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I'm flipping the switch,
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I'm orbiting Venus
       F           C
and I don't need a *enis
                    G
To be one sexed up *itch!
                  C   C/G
I'm gilding the lily,
F                 C   C/G
I'm taming the shrew,
F               C    C/G
I'm saucing the taco
F                          C
And I'm not thinking 'bout you!
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                         C/G
I'm smacking the cracker,
F                C C/G
I'm attacking Peru
F                   C  C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F                       C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
F                   C  C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F                       C
And I'm thinking 'bout you