1-900 Lover

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Yeah, baby I'm a'doin' fine since you left me
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And my friends seem to think I have alot more time
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And as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn
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Well it's goin' to that little 1-900 line.
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Well she said I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard
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And she said that I had too much love for you
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And for a small five dollar cover, she'd be my long distance lover
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And as long as I pay her, she'll never say we're through.
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- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
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Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line.
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Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
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Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -
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Well she said that her phone name, it was Madonna
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And she said that she was just like a virgin, too.
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Said, "I don't care about your ole virginity, just boost my masculinity
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And tell me that your love, well it's so true.
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- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
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Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line.
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Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
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Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -
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Baby, I'm a'doin' fine since you left me
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And I'm glad that you just up and let me be
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Yeah, and you can tell your mother, I've done found me another
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And I wouldn't call even if you were toll free.
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- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
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Yeah, but I've got an nine-hundred dollar credit line.
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Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
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Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline.
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Yeah it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -