Dental Care

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I brush my teeth
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And look in the mirror
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And laugh out loud
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As I'm beaming from ear to ear
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I'd rather pick flowers
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Instead of fights
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And rather than flaunt my style
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I'd flash you a smile
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Of clean pearly whites
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I've been to the dentist
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A thousand times, so I know the drill
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I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
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But somehow I still get the chills
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Have a seat
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He says pleasantly
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As he shakes my hand
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And practically laughs at me
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Open up nice and wide
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He says, peering in
And with a smirk he says,
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"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
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As he tries not to grin
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When hygienists leave on long vacations
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That's when dentists scream and lose their patience (patients)
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Talking only brings the toothaches on
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Because I say the stupidest things
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So if my resolve goes south
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I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
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And shut my mouth
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Golf and alcohol don't mix
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And that's why I don't drink and drive
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Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
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And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
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I've been to the dentist
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A thousand times, so I know the drill
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I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
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But somehow I still get the chills