Surgery
Oscar Brand
Dm
(início)
Dm A7 Why not be an operator, Dm Gm Cut it now and sew it later, Dm A7 Dm A7 Surgery is where the heavy dough is. Dm A7 If a patient’s got ptomaine, Dm Gm You can free him from the pain, Dm A7 Dm C7 Soon as you discover where the toe is.
Chorus
F G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 First you slice and then you stitch, F Cut it out and you’ll be rich, G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile, F Surgery.
Verse 2
Dm A7 Why waste time in diagnosis Dm Gm Life can be a bed of roses Dm A7 Dm A7 And you never have to work your rear off Dm A7 Your stream of life will soon be ripple-less Dm Gm If he comes in with Erysipelas Dm A7 Dm C7 All you have to do is take his ear off.
Chorus
F G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 First you slice and then you stitch, F Cut it out and you’ll be rich, G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile, F Surgery.
Verse 3
Dm A7 Wiseguy patients never tease ya, Dm Gm When they’re under anesthesia, Dm A7 Dm A7 Surgery cuts down their jeering laughter Dm A7 Keep your Mayo stand in order, Dm Gm Slash away and give no quarter, Dm A7 Dm A7 Suture yourself and suture them thereaf-ter.
Chorus
F G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 First you slice and then you stitch, F Cut it out and you’ll be rich, G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile, F Surgery.
Verse 4
Dm A7 If a scratch has suppurated, Dm Gm Surgery is indicated Dm A7 Dm A7 What he hasn’t got won’t give him trouble, Dm A7 Get his family to sign Dm Gm The cut along the dotted line Dm A7 Dm A7 And even if you’re wrong they’ll pay you dou-ble.
Chorus
F G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 First you slice and then you stitch, F Cut it out and you’ll be rich, G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile, F Surgery.
Verse 5
Dm A7 Be it wart, keloid or cancer, Dm Gm Surgery should be your answer, Dm A7 Dm A7 Even if it’s just a wee biop-sy Dm A7 Let this practice rule your life Dm Gm And though they call you Mack The Knife Dm A7 Dm A7 Your bank account will grow and grow like top-sy.
Chorus
F G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 First you slice and then you stitch, F Cut it out and you’ll be rich, G7 Surgery, Surgery, C7 There’s no peril, keep it sterile, F Surgery.
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