The Blank Husband Epidemic

                        Tabbed by: gutturalguitar
                        Tuning: standard
                        The Blank Husband Epidemic(2002)
                        (Kevin Barnes)

| F | A# | A | B | E |
G#                C#
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
A             E       G         A
who hated his job and hated his life
F#m
so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
                  B
off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life
F#m
he couldn't silence the ever present thought
     B
"i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man"
        Emaj7
and his heart was blank
Amaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for
                      B Amaj7 B
what they are good for
G#                C#
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
A                 E      G          A
who just couldn't escape or catch a break
F#m
so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic
B
because he hated his bike and he hated his life
F#m
his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge
             B
he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man
        Emaj7
and his heart was blank
         Amaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for
                      B Amaj7 B
what they are good for
          E             F#m            G#m                 G
until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline
        A                A7             D7 B7
and she must have made a stunning first impression
           E              F#m            G#m                     G
because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline
       A#            Cm
but my Auntie didn't care
    F                                         A#
she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere
               A   B E
by god they're everywhere
G#                C#