Orgy For One

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(Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the
responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...

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Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail,
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Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail.
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Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold,
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Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)
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Michelle had to play checkers, Ann was bakin' pies,
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Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie).
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Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet,
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now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...

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Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)

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Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun,
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Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one!
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It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun,
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So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one!
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I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one!

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Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy,
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Steve was not invited because he was a guy.
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Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space,
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but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...

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Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)

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Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum,
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I don't even care, it's an orgy for one!
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I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
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It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
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It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one!
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Or--- gy---- for one-----
Bb    Cadd2      A
Or--- gy---- for one-----

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Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine')
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Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine!

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I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone,
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Thank you everybody at this orgy for one!
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These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
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You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one!
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My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one!
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You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for
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One (Or--- gy---- for one-----)
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Or--- gy---- for one-----

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