I Hope I Didnt Just Give Away The Ending

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She wanted to be a nun until that fateful day we met
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I beat the crucifix in a, game of, Rus-sian roul-ette
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I burned my Beatles records, 'cause she hated number nine
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She licked rock cocaine suckers, laughed, said her mom's doing mine
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Well, are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
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Because I can't take it alone,  I can't take it alone
   A NC
I hope I didn't just give away the ending
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We started limping, caught the handicap shuttle to town
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And yelled "God's healed us" as we ran off, the bus the driver just, frowned
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By the way this girl was sexy and she wouldn't touch you
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That may not be true, but I said it so you'd feel involved with this song
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Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
                          E   A                  E
Because I can't take it alone, I can't take it alone
   A NC
I hope I didn't just give away the ending
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We caught a fey taxi driver, I smiled the ride was free
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I felt like Amsterdam, she want'd more drugs and maybe me
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I told her dealer I was broke, he hired a camera man
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We did a porno film for coke, I hear I'm big in Japan
F#m           A           F#m               A
Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
                          E   A                  E
Because I can't take it alone, I can't take it alone
   A NC
I hope I didn't just give away the ending
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We went back to her kitchen, put the coke all in a can
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Tied up a T.V minister, in walked her dad
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He started drinking coffee, too much sugar on the go
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He fell dead on the floor, he thought the coke was sweet'n'low
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Well are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?
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Bah bah bah bah-bah bah bah
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Boy was she upset, but then she stole her dad's wallet and
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I drove him to the hospital, to sell all of his donatable body parts
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And this is where she dies, they brought a depressed junkie in
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She shot his Cyanide up, I guess she thought it was Errol Flynn
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I'm blamed in the confusion, the po-lice being phoned
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I don't even love you, we weren't even friends
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It's just that I can't take it alone, Uh, huh, I can't take it alone
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I hope I didn't just give away the ending, I hope I didn't just give away the ending (3x)
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Aw Jesus, Ah shit!  I think I just gave away the ending